Hello, Robot Monkey Lovers!
You must be ecstatic finally finding us and thinking that all your dreams have come true. Here in Birmingham, so close to home you have found everything you have been looking for – a true robot monkey training company. We have to admit you in the biggest crime possible.
We have misled you.
At this very moment, you are reading a fictional robot monkey training site. We know, we know. How on earth could we have done such outrage? It is really simple. This is a part of a life or death competition.
Still, feel free to enjoy our tips on how to train robot monkey and how to become a trainer yourself! All of that is real. I swear. (Read: It’s real in our and your imagination.)
Have a nice day!